I should preface what I am about to write by saying this very clearly: there is not one single Olympic sport that I could participate in. Not one. Even the curling.
But let's define Sport.
Here are a few things that might disqualify your Olympic activity from being called a sport:
1. You wear a costume with sparkles, sequins or the like.
2. People throw flowers to you when you finish.
3. You can compete at an Olympic level at 5 months pregnant.
4. You can eat, drink, or smoke while playing that sport.
5. One of your signature moves is described as a "twizzle"*
Any other rules for sports you all want to throw out there?
AZ
*Yes, I wrote this while under the influence of the ice dancers....